every time you say your instead of you’re
i die a little bit inside
each misuse of its and it’s
makes me want to gag
unless you have a good reason
(like if you’re the next gertrude stein)
don’t omit your punctuation
learn like picasso to follow the rules
before you break them all to bits
can’t you get that through your thick skull?
every time you say you don’t believe in grammar
somewhere a language-lover dies
don’t make that be me or i’ll kill you first