there was a man named art garfunkel
whose trousers were starting to rumple
All articles filed in humor
pillowtalk
I’m sleepy! What are you?
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generic love poem
i could write you a note
filled with beautiful things
der dichter spricht
thank you for filling out this questionnaire. no remuneration will be given, but rest assured, your nameless, faceless answers will be shared with the entire world. for each question, please choose the response that is most indicative of your present situation. question 1: what is your relative level of isolation or socialization? a1: i wandered…
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first things
calloo, callay!
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the word herder
it’s another tough day on the range the bright light of a monitor blasts my face while the harsh glare of fluorescent bulbs beats down on my unkempt hair i strain my eyes and crane my neck trying to spot my quarry amid a dense thicket of display text i’m after a stray comma —…
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tired of sunshine
i’m tired of sunshine give me shadows instead i’m tired of trifles give me butter and bread i’m tired of water instead give me wine i’m tired of laughter (the meaningless kind) i’m tired of milquetoast instead give me meat i’m tired of fighting what’s wrong with defeat? i’m tired of finding a poultice for…
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