according to family lore
we own all of old Baltimore
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the woeful demise of sir launcelot de fenestrare
sir launcelot de fenestrare was a knight with a most haughty air his king he’d annoy — and the whole hoi polloi — with his long-nosed and steely-eyed stare so his brothers in arms had a thought (which evolved to a sinister plot) they sent out their spies to plan his demise so that no…
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there was a man named art garfunkel
whose trousers were starting to rumple
disaster doggerel
there once was a young poetaster who thought that he was quite a master his rhymes he did relish and he was awfully zealish (but frankly, he was a disaster) this lad went to visit the king armed with anthems and paeans to sing but the monarch said “sonny, you could take all my money…
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