the grammar police

every time you say your instead of you’re i die a little bit inside each misuse of its and it’s makes me want to gag unless you have a good reason (like if you’re the next gertrude stein) don’t omit your punctuation learn like picasso to follow the rules before you break them all to bits…

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every time you say your instead of you’re

i die a little bit inside

each misuse of its and it’s

makes me want to gag

unless you have a good reason

(like if you’re the next gertrude stein)

don’t omit your punctuation

learn like picasso to follow the rules

before you break them all to bits

can’t you get that through your thick skull?

every time you say you don’t believe in grammar

somewhere a language-lover dies

don’t make that be me or i’ll kill you first

3 responses

  1. paul1701 Avatar
    paul1701

    Absolutely!

  2. neilina Avatar
    neilina

    I am feeling sometimes only words are with us to say about our heart! It is just a lovely write! I really felt the words.

    Bless You! ~Namaste~

  3. anna Avatar
    anna

    That is well said my dear! Grammar has sadly gone from an expectation to a lost art.

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