a poor appetite for options

sometimes when taking a shower
or staring out the window into the rain
i like to theorize about supply chain efficiencies
and how if Covid taught us anything
surely it was that we do not really need
fifteen different flavors of hidden valley ranch dressing.

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Baltimore

according to family lore
we own all of old Baltimore

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the woeful demise of sir launcelot de fenestrare

sir launcelot de fenestrare was a knight with a most haughty air his king he’d annoy — and the whole hoi polloi — with his long-nosed and steely-eyed stare so his brothers in arms had a thought (which evolved to a sinister plot) they sent out their spies to plan his demise so that no…

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